"ALL THAYT GLISTYRES IS NAWT GOULDE"
WHAT I DYD SEYE
t[WICH STARTLE'T T/NYGHT ITSYLF—
AMDIN A HOWSE OF FAMYLIE?
THYS WHAS BYFFOYRE I PRESENTYD UPON THYNE SIMYLITUDE
(ON THE OCCAYSCION AND WHEREYNG A NEU SWETYRE!)
RYAN STORCK AND EY
WHEN WE HAAD DRYNKETH OUR FILLE
AND WACHE'D GAYME OF THROWNES
AND EATYN OYSTRES AND CLAMMES—mmm
(FYNESHIDE WIT JEGYRMEYSTRE AND OMMEGANG BIERE:)
(TWYVEN TWOLLE CHIMSE WYRTH
AND SOL' UMPTE MIEYSTERS!)
THUSLY TAKEN OWTE AND THREWNE UPON TEH SNOWE
WHIT WAS WHIHOUTE COL-BLAK SMOWKE
WHYCH MAAD UPON FLAYMES OF BOTHE OURE URYNE.
AND THEYSE AUR
THE WERDS THAT AY SEADDE:
(AS A KNYGHTTE)
Oyr Whethyre Whas
OR Whasn'te WYZYERDE
Whethyre Haad Speylles
AND MAJYCKAL TALYNTESE(?)
THE HUMANIC IMPLYMENNTES OF WAAR..."
BROWNZE AND AYRON!
OR'Lethyre Strwnggs (GREEYZ'D WIFTH TAOWLLOWofcoursse)
I WOUD NEIDE HEELYNGE SALVES
They lost my coat at coat check and told me I could pick another coat that was left . Anyway, it was some ones bday and we had some friends and family in town and wanted to go. Ok let's start... It was , no lie , 10 degrees outside and they wait time to get inside was about 45 mins. After standing at the door (literally ) the bouncer tells my buddy that he can not go in with his hoodie. After telling him that he planned on coat checking the hoodie the Boucher told him that he would have to take it off before stepping in and it had to be left outside (it's 10 FREAKIN DEGREES... Everyone has hoodies !) the bouncer then went on to make the announcement to the entire line. So he took the hoodie off and I walked in with the hoodie and saw PLENTY of men with HOODIES ON. The hookah was $40!! And here's the kicker ... They give you 3 mouthpieces and after that, any extra is $2!!!! (Have you ever?!? ) the drinks range from $17-$20 depending on which nasty a$$ attitude bartender you have. The place was packed .. We ended up buying 2 bottles just to have somewhere to sit but in their VIP anyone can mosey on in. The dancers are really pretty but barely do any tricks or dance
That I Wolld
GOODE STUYRDIE GAWZES AND
RRAWPS TO STONCHE THE
MYE REDD LYFE'S BLUDD—
TO PREYVENT TO MUCH OF ET
SPYLLINGE UPPAWN THE
KOLD WHYTE SNOWWE..!
THISFREEZYNGE WYNTRE'S LANDSCAYPE—VISSCIOUS IN IYT'S UNYEELDYNGE DERKNYSS.
"All that Glistyres is Nawt Gold", in collaboration with Ryan Storck, 2016.