NEW YORK CITY POEM

OLD BUILDING-TOPS BOROUGHS N.Y.CITY
NOT RICH MANHATTAN SO MUCH
BUT ALL THE OTHER PLACES.
UP IN THE AIR,
ODD STEEL, GLASS, BRICK APARTMENT SHAPES.
INDUSTRY SHAPES IN HAZY EASTERN SKY.
ALL THE TREETOPS.
J. VAN DYKE
CROSS BRONX
GRAND CENTRAL
CHEEZEDIXON
QUEENS-ASS
LIOMSINE
EXPRESSWAY.
TAXICAB EXPRESSWAY.
LEXUS AND GLITZ
WEEDS AND GRAFF. LINED
X-PRESS WAY.
ON DOWN TO THE BEACH.
"OCEAN PARKWAY"
JUNK SHIT QUEENS SCRAP TOWN I READ ABOUT IN TIMES.
BASEBALL TIME AT BLUE SHEA.
SHIT LOADS OF ETHNIC ASS LITTLE DREAM HOMES,
CLOTHES LINES- THIS IS 2007 BABY.
STREET CORNER SHIT
LAME SHIT
SOME SHADY SHIT.
SO MANY WEIRD STORES
PLENTY OF FAMILY SHIT.
FAT-ASS WOMEN WALKING AROUND.
POLISH FLAG ON BUDGET SPORTSCAR
NEWYORICAN BADASSES
KOREAN MOTHERFUCKERS
TIMBUCK-TOO MOTHERS
GIVEN BIRTH TO HEALTHY BROWN BABIES IN N.Y.CITY.
RIDE THE A-TRAIN OUT TO FAR ROCKAWAY
FOR SOME ITALIAN "DOUCHEBAXTERONIS"
ON BUNS WITH PEPPER SAUCE.
DIARREAH FROM PIT BILL ASS IN STREET.
SHOW ME THE BLING GOLDEN RUSSIAN HOMES NEAR BRIGHTON.
LETS TAKE THE LIMO OVER FROM KENNEDY.
PUERTORICAN FLAG MAYHEM
ALL OVER SHOPPING CART STASH IN BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD
UNDER TOWERING HOUSING PROJECT AT NIGHT
WITH WEED SMOKERS.
PAKI-CABBIE DOESN'T WANT TO DRIVE TO BUSHWICK FOR BLACKS-
BEEN RIPPED OFF
HEARD GUNSHOTS.
TALKS TO WIFEY AND FRIENDS
ON CELLPHONE EARPIECE WHILE DRIVING ALL DAY.
RAKIN' IN THA DOUGH
LIVIN' THA DREAM
NOT BAD.
FAROUT QUEENS REAL ESTATE RENTAL SCHEME.
WE BOTH LIKE MAYOR BLOOMBERG.
GET OFF THE MAJOR DEEGAN
LETS DRIVE TO MANHATTAN.
GUILIANI IS A PUSSY!!!
HE'S A DICK!!!
PASS ALL THESE FUCKING BENZES AND LEXES, HONK AT THE BUS.
BLAZE ACROSS CENTRAL PARK AT NIGHT.
PAY THAT SHIT
SEE WHAT'S ON NEW YORK 1 NEWS.

RESTAURANT IDEAS.

RESTAURANT FLAVORS,
VARIOUS STRAWBERRY AND BLUEBERRY TASTE
TOBACCO SHIT.
BANANANA TYPE FLAVORS.
SMOKE TASTE, ZEN THINGS.
LIKE TOFU OR TEMPEH-
VERY NICE.
GRILLED SNAZZZ, LIKE BROCCOLI AND SPIN.
CAULIFLOWER ON TOP OF STEAKBURGER,
NOT VEGAN ANY MORE BUT STILL TASTY.
MAYBE STILL ZEN BUT DEF. NOT HARE HARE.
WE KNOW THERE'S CRUELTY INVOLVED NOW.
ITS IN THE TASTE.
SMOKY RESTAURANT TASTE.
WICKED BURNED TOAST WITH MOULDY SPREAD AND GREEN TEA.
GOOD FOR THE IMMUNE SYSTEM.
HEALTHY FOR MIND STRENGTH.
A MIXTURE OF THINGS, COMPLEXITIES AT MY RESTAURANT.
SCREAMING ANIMAL IN BACK OF RESTAURANT,
GASPING OUT ITS LIFE!
PREPARED WITH LETTUCES IS GOOD FOR US.
NOURISHING TASTE WITH WATER TO DRINK.
SPILLED ON TABLE.
MINT AT EXIT.
"THANK YOU" AT EXIT.

THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART

LEARN PROFOUND LESSONS ABOUT ART
AT THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART

SWEAT EXCHANGE

WHEN I START TO SWEAT:

all: SWEAT EXCHANGE !!!

WITH WORK-OUT AND HEAVY DUTY MEAL IN STOMACHT,

all: SWEAT EXCHANGE !!!

WHAT! LAYING IN BED NUDE AND HORNY?

all: SWEAT EXCHANGE !!!

SIPPING WHITE WINES AND THEN HAVING SIMULTANEOUS ORGASMS, THAT'S

WHAT?
ITS HOTT.

SMELLY TOO BAD WITH HEAVY SALTS.

TOO MUCH FOOD- TOO TIRED, WHAT?

fucking sweat exchange.

TAKE SHOWER. NO MORE SWEAT EXCHANGE.

GO TO SLEEP NO SWEAT EXCHANGE.

IF I HAD RESTAURANT POEM.

FUCKING RESTAURANT.
IF I HAD MY RESTAURANT-
FILTHY BEAST IN THE FRONT DOOR.
A LION WITH HIS HEAD BASHED IN ON ICY REFRIGERATED FLOOR.
EXPOSED THERE HE LAYS
FRESH MOIST MEAT
DON'T SLIP AT THE DOOR.

SWINSON A FILTHY WAITER.
AN ACTOR OR REAL RETARDED GIMP?

QUALITY BEEFCAKES SMEARED WITH COTTAGE CHEESE.
WITH CLEAN PIECES OF TOILET PAPER NESTED ON TOP.
PLATE OF COLD GREASY FRIES.

KATSUP "TORNADO" IN BOWL-
[A SWIRL OF GOAT CHEESE, PATE´, AND KATSUP, WHIZZED THROUGH TORQUE MACHINE ON TABLE.]
SPLATTERED ALL OVER GUESTS,
THIS MAKES THEM SMILE AND LAUGH!

SO FAR THEY ARE HAVING A GREAT TIME AT MY RESTAURANT.

GUESTS FOLLOW DRESS CODE.
COME IN WEARING STREET CLOTHES.
WOMEN ARE FORCED TO STRIP DOWN AND DON GOLDEN THONG.
MEN WEAR BASKETBALL JERSEY,
UNDERWEAR OPTIONAL, NO PANTS.

SMOKE FROM CHEF'S WORK IN KITCHEN IS BLOWN INTO DINING ROOM THROUGH SEMI-TRUCK-STYLE EXHAUST PIPE.

..MORE ABOUT THIS LATER.

SALAD MASTER POEM

SALAD MAN, HE LAY TRASH OUT CARING STYLE :

LIKE HEN W/ HER EGGS.

SALADY TOSS UP INTO MOUNTAINS OF FOUL SPIRIT GARBAGE FOR CHILDREN TO PLAY IN.

FOR WATER TO RUN OFF OF.

GOOD POISONOUS LIQUID GEM- FOR COOKING AND WASHING, FOR DRINKING AND PLAYING IN.

CHILDREN FIND ROLLER SKATES AND SLEDS AND OTHER TOYS IN SALAD MAN'S COLLECTION.

MADE FOR THEM. TO DEVELOP DISEASES WITH THEM. TOGETHER IN "LA FAMILIA".

WITH RAW SEWAGE, EXCRAMENT, AND OLD HOGWASH. TOGETHER FOR BACTERIAS' SAKE.

ALL IN LOVE

TOGETHER IN DEATH

SAD WINDY BREEZES BLOWN ON DOWN THE MOUNTAINS - AND RIDGELINES - AND VALLEYS -

OF HIS - SALAD TRASH.

MOUSTACHE FACE AND STUPID EYES.. IDIOTIC GLANCES.

GREAZY LIPS AND HEARTY SPLASHY LAUGHTER.

CRUEL WORDS,

HORRIBLE SOBBING, RIDICULOUS THOUGHTS..

SILLY AND LIGHTHEARTED WORDS!

TOGETHER IN LOVE

TOGETHER IN DEATH

A SALAD LIFE WITH THEM.